I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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