ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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