i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
