it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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