i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it's like iHOP with fire
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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