Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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