Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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