Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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