Dual....:-)
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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