i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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