Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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