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Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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