This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
