Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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