I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
