I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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