i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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