it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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