I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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