found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
