Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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