I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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