i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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