So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
