i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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