I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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