we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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