This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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