these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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