She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
