i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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