Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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