no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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