She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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