angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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