I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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