it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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