I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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