i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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