Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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