i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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