I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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