I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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