May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
honey bunches of taint.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I am one with the molecules
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