Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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