don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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