I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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