I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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