i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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