Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...