I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.