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  Billy Mays died!

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  I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."

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