Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."