I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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