I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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