I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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