Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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