id be glad to
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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