Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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