It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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