I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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