My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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