Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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