glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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